July 8, 2010
Birdnapped Irish Penguin Safe; Says it Was Looking for Thierry Henry
A penguin abducted from the Dublin Zoo was found alive and safe hours after a group of men abducted the bird in an apparent prank. Good one guys, birdnap a penguin.
Not Actual Penguin…at least I don’t think it is.
I myself have a different theory than the Zoo and the police. It seems clear that this penguin orchestrated the entire birdnapping in an attempt to hunt down Thierry Henry and get retribution for his infamous handball that kept Ireland out of the World Cup.
Laugh all you want, this theory will be proven correct when a pack for Gentoo Penguins from the Central Park Zoo escape and take the PATH Train to Red Bull Arena later this summer. Mark my words people and never underestimate the organizational power of penguins. They lull you in to a sense of calm with their cuteness and tuxedo-like coloration, all the while plotting silently behind the scenes.
It’s entirely possible that a group of penguins lost big money betting on the Ireland/France match and they want their pound of flesh.
Look our Thierry, they are coming for you.
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Watch out Suarez they will be coming for you next, along with Paul the octopus.
Why?? Out of all of God's creatures did it have to be an octupus??? I ask out of sheer, cosmic, curiosity, why????